But this night it was Neil Patrick Harris' Circus Awesomeus.
Let's just talk about the Neil Patrick Harris thing. He is our one and only out-of-the-closet top level TV/Hollywood gay actor in 2017.
So what does he get to do?
Well, apparently, though straight people are increasingly tolerant these days they can't handle real out-of-the-closet actors and actresses in gay or lesbian roles in mainstream movies. And they certainly can't handle out gay actors in straight roles (the reviews always say "the chemistry wasn't convincing"). But what they can handle is when we host. (See: Ellen!) We now host straight lives. After all, this is our calling isn't it? To facilitate the lives of straight people: serve them drinks, renovate their houses, and most importantly: make them laugh?
But it isn't just the host thing. The acts on Circus Awesomeous are - almost without exception - boring as hell. There is the 'Beardyman' who just makes boom box sounds as far as I can tell. It's kinda like being very good at farting. This is behaviour we should be rewarding him for? Then there's the midget stand-up comic who I tried so hard to like, until I realized that the funniest thing he did was run. Yes, unfortunately his major talent seems to be displaying for us a body that is - well, to most people - odd. Then there is a large woman in a shiny dress who talks dirty. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against large women in shiny dresses who talk dirt, some of my best friends are large women in shiny dresses who talk dirty. But the ones I know are actually funny.
The act that really tells it all about Circus Awesomeous is Sammy J and Randy, an effeminate gay man who sings with a foul-mouthed redneck gay puppet. The puppet (of course they could never let a real gay guy do this on TV) shouts out the details of gay sex acts while the effeminate guy looks shocked.
I'll tell you what this show is. it's a taste of 'homosexuality' for straights. It's kinda like the old days when they used to snicker and throw eggs at drag queens in the Pride Parade on Yonge Street. This show makes it all too evident that straights think we are a bunch of freaks. Nevertheless they welcome the opportunity for a voyeuristic peak into our titillating sex lives, something Neil Patrick Harris allows them to do.